Quotes from the Movie Kindergarten Cop

But what about your wife? Remember her? All this hard earned drug money she stole from you? How much was it? Three million dollars? I bet you she would be a much better witness.

John Kimble

Hey. I'm a police officer.

John Kimble

I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!

John Kimble

Bring your toy back to the carpet!

John Kimble

I have a witness too, specfically about murder this time. Now you're mine.

John Kimble

You lack discipline!

John Kimble

Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!

John Kimble

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

John Kimble

I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.

John Kimble

I have a headache

John Kimble

It could be a tumor.

Lowell

It's NOT a tumor!

John Kimble

I'm detective John Kimble.

John Kimble

There is no bathroom!

John Kimble

Take it BACK!

John Kimble